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School’s Out for Summer!

June 28, 2009

I am officially done with my Overseas Nursing Program!!!  (Wild cheers from the crowd!)……..Perhaps I am getting ahead of myself.

My Workbook

My Workbook

The reason that we are in Bournemouth in the first place, is because I had to take the Overseas Nursing Program course at Bournemouth University before I could be licensed to practice.  The Nursing and Midwifery Council (the license dispensers) thinks that there are certain things that a UK nurse needs to know about. I learned about those things over the last month.  I had to attend 3 in class days held every other Thursday and complete an independent learning workbook.

I ate, drank and breathed that book for the last month.  Good Riddance!

I ate, drank and licked that book for the last month. Good Riddance!

The book contained information about: The main cultures represented in the UK, the Code of ethics and practice for nurses, medication calculations, information about the structure of the NHS (National Health System), various government policies that apply to health care, a chance to reflect on and draw comparisons between the US and UK systems, and a partridge in a pear tree.  Sounds interesting doesn’t it?  Well it wasn’t!  That book was 227 pages of mind-dumbing drudgery and earth-shattering boredom…….God that thing was tedious, but it had to be done. The last class was on Thursday June 25th.  We handed in our books and took a short quiz to prove we learned something.  Then it was just a matter of waiting for everything to be graded.  While we were waiting Erica, Ancilla and I went down to the garden to watch Wimbledon on the big TV they had set up just for that event.  It was pretty entertaining.  Got to watch Serena Williams beat the snot out of some other girl. There were a couple of guys that sat down near us half way though the match. After about 15 minutes they started asking when the movie was going to start.  I think they were bummed that it was just going to be tennis.

You have to screw up pretty bad to not pass this class, so it was no surprise that we all did just fine. They gave us our final piece of paperwork to mail to the NMC and now we are just one fee of 109 pounds away from having jobs!  Yippee! Trouble is I still don’t know what to expect.  I know a bunch about polices and procedures but not much about what a normal work day is like. Didn’t really cover that in class…..we will just have to wait to find out.

Now, what to do with my ONP workbook? Suggestions?

Burn workbook Burn!!!

Burn Workbook Burn!!!

Ewwww. You got Solstice in my Stonehenge!

June 23, 2009

Last weekend we attended the summer solstice celebration/all night party at Stonehenge. No, Stonehenge is not the name of some hip new club. We mean Stonehenge, as in the giant stones planted in a circle in the ground by druids 4000 years ago. We got to touch it and everything!! But, we are getting ahead of ourselves. The evening went as follows:

  • Met up with our new Canadian friends Ancilla and Erica at the bus stop in downtown Bournemouth around 1030 PM.We were heading to Salisbury, the town closest to Stonehenge and the pick up point  for the solstice bus.
    Check out our sweet ride.

    Check out our sweet ride.

    The bus was entertaining.  The moment we were aboard, a group of drunken university students started downing their drinks chanting “chug! chug! chug!” and screaming “SOLSTICE!” while cheering there little heads off.  They sang  a rousing rendition of The Wheels on the Bus (At David’s psychic suggestion) and started the wave, which they called the Mexican Wave.  One girl came up to Dave and I and said hello. When we replied “hi” she squealed with delight and said “Oh you have accents!! Please just talk to me for a bit, I just loooove people from different places!” and then stumbled back to the rear of the bus to rejoin her friends. About 30 minutes in, a bunch of girls demanded a pee break in the middle of nowhere…the bus driver complied.  Guess he didn’t want to have to clean up any messes.

  • From where the solstice bus dropped us off, we walked about a mile and a half in the dark, though fields to reach Stonehenge….then we passed Stonehenge and finally got though the gates a few minutes down the road on the far side of the complex.  As we got closer we could hear cheers. At this point, we stopped at the port-o-potties and established that the meeting place would be at the vegan food cart just in case we lost each other.  We were eager to get up close and personal with the ancient stones so, we decided to go walk though the center of Stonehenge….Only we didn’t really walk.  We squeezed/muscled our way into the center. There was barely any room to breathe let alone move.  We navigated the center though osmosis more the anything else and were birthed out the other side a few minutes later. We got separated from Ancilla and Erica during the birthing process and utilized the aforementioned vegan food cart meeting point.
  • So began the waiting.  By this time it was about 2 hours until sunrise so we found a small piece of ground to lay out our blanket and
    Erica, Ancilla, Courtney, David & Stonehenge

    Erica, Ancilla, Courtney, David & Stonehenge

    began taking in the scenery.  It was filled with people!  People doing drugs, people dancing, drunk people, and ad hoc musical groups playing drums and flutes. One very special person sat next to us and became David’s friend. His name was Stephen and he was covered in sparkles, so from this point I shall refer to him as Sparkle Stephen.  He was 42 years old and lived down the road, but he had never been to Stonehenge in his entire life.  He introduced himself by asking for rizlers, to which we responded with confused looks. Rizzlers it turns out are rolling papers for hand rolled cigarettes. He was run out.  He told us that he had lost his sister and her friend at some point (too bad they didn’t think to meet up at the vegan food cart) and kindly informed us that he was 42 and this was his first time at Stonehenge and he lives just up the road but had never been here before. After an excruciating hour of conversation, he finally found his sister and then promptly lost her again…did we mention that he is 42, lives really close to Stonehenge and this was his first time visiting the site?

  • Sunrise! Sorta. We saw the gradual progression from light to dark, but didn’t really see the sun, it was too cloudy.
    Hey look!  I think I see some Sun!

    Hey look! I think I see some Sun!

    We did however get to walk around the center of Stonehenge again, this time in relative comfort because it had emptied out some what. We got some spiffy pictures of the stones and listened to several groups of musicians. We then walked across the liter covered grounds (the amount of garbage left behind at this historical site really was appalling) and began our trek back to the buses.

So that was it!  Pretty neat experience all in all. We even got to capture some supernatural light trails on camera.  Trick of the light, David’s psychic energy, or the spirits of the druids returning to sacred grounds to celebrate the start of summer? You decide.

David’s Psychic Abilities

June 22, 2009
Visual proof of David's psychic abilities.

Visual proof of David's psychic abilities.

It all started a week ago while in Dublin, Ireland. While visiting some pubs in the famed Temple Bar section of town, we found ourselves listening to a man and a guitar playing a wide range of songs with only mixed success.  I know that Courtney is not a fan of Bob Dylan, and when she expressed her dislike for the musician I told her “Watch, he is going to start playing Bob Dylan next.” Lo and behold the very next song was in fact a Dylan song.

Just coincidence you say. Sure that can happen. The next night we were in a similar situation. A different pub and a different musician. I again teased Courtney that he was going to play a Bob Dylan song, and then he did. Now just to rule it out, the musician did not overhear me say this, hell, Courtney and I could barely hear each other.  Neither did I get up at any point so as to be able to make a request. Maybe Dubliners just love them some Dylan, I know I do. It could still be just a coincidence.

Let’s skip forward to this weekend as we were waiting on a bus to take us to Salisbury from where we would go to Stonehenge to celebrate the summer solstice (more can be seen on this in another post). Before we got on I was joking with Courtney, Erika and Ancilla about singing “The Wheels on the Bus” once we got on. A half an hour later  I was mentioning to Courtney that I did not know if the British were aware of the song, but I bet that a particularly raucous group in the back of the bus would join me in singing. I had barely finished my sentence when they began to sing the song. At this point I was convinced, although Courtney remains skeptic.

The picture you see above was taken about 45 minutes prior to dawn on the summer solstice at Stonehenge. It is my personal belief that the vortex and natural energies present at the location, in combination with the heightening effects of the summer solstice, allowed us to capture with our camera a visual manifestation of my psychic abilities. I am not entirely sure yet whether I was receiving this energy or projecting it myself, nor am I sure if I was able to use mental powers of suggestion on the musicians and the people on the bus or if I merely was able to see slightly into the future.

Beard Transmitters Activate!!

Beard Transmitters Activate!!

There is still much to learn about my new gift. I do not know if this is a temporary phenomenon or if it is permanent. I do not know what has caused it either. It could be that my superior brain has just opened a mental door many humans have yet to open. Or it could be (but hopefully is not) a brain tumor. Some have suggested that the whiskers on my new beard act as little antennae allowing the natural psychic energies to be channeled and concentrated.  We may never know, but for now I wanted to promise to everyone here to only use my powers for the greater good or my own personal gain, whichever is more convenient.

Party Like Its 1999 BC

June 19, 2009
Doin' it Druid style!

Doin' it Druid style!

This weekend Courtney, David and David’s beard are going to go out to Salsbury and make our way to Stonehenge. On the summer and winter solstices they let people  in the middle of Stonehenge itself for an all night party. (Lucky for a grump like Dave, that “all night” is the shortest “all night” of the year). Presumably, we will be having a good time with a bunch of new-agers, neo-Druids, pagans, college students and tourists looking for a good time/party/religous connection. We will be joined by Courtney’s Canadian friends from her nursing class. We will be sure to update you on Sunday if we are not too busy sleeping.

Week 3 Observations.

June 18, 2009

We have officially lived in the UK for 3 weeks.  Here are our observations:

  1. Traffic circles are the devil.
    Oh Noooooooo!

    Oh Noooooooo!

    Traffic circles are scary. I am sure they are great and all once you get used to them (In fact, they are shown to improve the flow of traffic once people are adjusted to using them) however, we find them to be a little intimidating and we try to avoid them whenever we can. Here is the problem. In a busy traffic circle, it is very hard to figure out when cars are going to enter or leave the circle. This is compounded by two things A) Blatant disregard for turn signals and 2) Whole forests of plants growing in the centers of the circles. I can’t not tell you how many times we have stopped to let a car go through that didn’t, or had to stop mid stride to let a car go past when we thought it would turn. To avoid this, some places put up gates around the traffic circles and make you walk half a mile down the road to find the crossing. In other cases, they make you walk down a flight stairs though a recessed pavilion underneath the circles  to ensure there are no pedestrian casualties. It’s a big hassle, and that is just walking. We dare not drive though them.

  2. The pedestrian crossing signals work!
  3. Get this. When at a cross walk, if you push a pedestrian crossing button the light will change usually within 5 seconds or less and allow you to cross. Amazing! I am convinced that the ones in the U.S. are there just to give people something to occupy their time while they wait for the light’s natural cycle to take it’s course. I guess they had to make up for all the traffic circles some how.

  4. Old cat ladies rejoice!
  5. You can’t throw a cat in this city without hitting another cat. The English really seem to love their fuzzy feline friends. We went for a walk this evening and saw 11 cats within a 3-4 block radius of our house. Eleven! We were only out for about 20 minutes. That is 1.81 CPM! (Cats per minute) And they all seem to be well cared for with nice dispositions.

  6. These pigeons are huge!
  7. Like a freakin albatross he is!

    Like a freakin' albatross he is!

    There seem to be 2-3 main breeds of pigeon in Bournemouth and one of them is gigantic. I am talking small duck sized pigeons. What do they feed those things, Mexicans? That would explain why we haven’t seen any. They are also prettier then the average pigeon.  At least Courtney thinks so. Dave still thinks they are dirty sky rats.

  8. Have a little priest…
  9. scotch egg by chotda.

    Scotch Egg

    The Brits love just about all their foods  encased in a flaky pastry crust. Pasties, meat pies, sausage rolls. Its all good, and Dave is loving it. They like to deep fry things too. At the local fish and chips shop, you can buy “Spam Fritters.” Yes folks, those are battered and deep fried slices of spam. You can also buy them at the grocery store. Another fried meat concoction that Dave has come to enjoy is the Scotch egg and its tinier cousin, the savory bite. A scotch egg is a hard boiled egg that is rolled in sausage meat then breaded and fried. Savory bites are the same thing only smaller with egg salad in the middle. Its the sort of thing that you would see on This Is Why You’re Fat.

    (by the way, if you got the “have a little priest” reference you are full of win.)

Weekend in Dublin (Not Just the Airport)

June 16, 2009

We went to Dublin last weekend and got to see more then just the airport!  We departed from Bournemouth International Airport.  It doesn’t take much to be “International” around here given the close proximity to a multitude of different countries, so international here is a little different then back in the States.  For example, one does not need to have a large airport to be international.  The Bournemouth airport has 4 Gates….That’s it folks!  Four.  Made traveling a breeze!  Not to mention you don’t need to have a large tracking board for flights when it only takes about 1 minute and 20 yards to see all of the gates.  The flight was about and hour and 10 minutes (nor do international flights need to be long).

The first thing we did after taking the bus into the city was head to Grafton Street to meet up with one of Courtney’s friends, Mary Lou De Natale.  Mary Lou was Courtney’s student adviser/mentor back at USF.  She had been in Dublin for the previous 2 weeks with a group of nursing students from San Jose State.  They were learning about the health care system of Ireland at UC Dublin.  Sure, we wanted to see the city, but Mary Lou was the main reason that we decided to head to Dublin.  When you are in another part of the world, it is always nice to see a familiar face.  We meet up on Grafton street and had a nice visit over dinner.

After we parted ways with Mary Lou, we headed over to our hostel, Kinlay House.  Nice hostel, lots of character.  They got brownie points because they gave us a free upgrade!  We ended up in a 6 person room on the 3rd floor…which is really the 4th floor because what we would call the first floor in the states is the ground floor in Europe.  We shared the room with two girls the first night but didn’t see them much.

Dublin.  A city comprised of the old and the new

Dublin. A city comprised of the old and the new

When we finished settling into our room we decided to head out into town and have a look around.  The hostel was in the Viking/Medieval part of town, so we started off there.  We saw a  few churches, did some general strolling about, then walked around St Stephen’s Green and ended up in Temple Bar.  Temple Bar is an area of town dedicated to pubs and restaurants and street musicians.  If you want to have a pint and a good time, that is the place to be.  We started off our Temple Bar experience by listening to a street band called The Super Fantastic Adventures of Captain Magic in His Amazing Wonderland. Epic band name huh?  The band had 6 members: two guitars, one base, one violin, one drummer and one general percussion guy.  They were in fact, super fantastic.  Courtney bought their CD but was a little disappointed because they only recorded 6 songs and the sound quality isn’t great…but that is okay.  Happy to support great street bands.  After that we had a couple pints of Guinness, enjoyed the pub musicians and headed back to the hostel to catch some Zzzz’s.

The next day we got up early to catch the light breakfast served by Kinlay House and started our day of sight seeing.  We spent the morning wandering around the shopping district, visiting Trinity College, walking along the River Liffy, and touring St Patrick’s Cathedral.  For lunch we went to the Brazen Head, Dublin’s oldest pub (they had a certificate from the Guinness Book of Records framed on the wall).  We had a very Irish meal.  Courtney traditional lamb stew with a red lemonade and David had bangers and mash with a Guinness.  The combination of great food, great atmosphere, and great live traditional Irish music, left us feeling very satisfied.

Courtney really wanted a Guinness with a shamrock in it...However it wasn't meant to be.

After lunch, we made our way to the store house at the Guinness Brewery at St James Gate for a tour.  We are now educated in the ways of Guinness.  Here are some fun facts about Dublin’s favorite stout:

  • The Guinness store house, is in the shape of a giant pint glass with a bar at the top that represents the white foamy head of a freshly poured pint.  If filled, this giant pint glass would hold 14.3 million pints of Guinness.  The Gravity Bar at the top has 360 degree panoramic views of the city.
  • The idea for the Guinness book of World Records came after the director of Guinness, at the time, had an argument about the fastest game bird in Europe and was unable to verify the answer.  He guessed that questions such as this must come up at pubs all the time, and decided to create a book to provide answers for bar bets.  The fastest game bird in Europe is the Wood Pigeon.
  • The lease for the St James Gate Brewery was signed by Arthur Guinness in 1759 for a term of 9,000 years.  The annual rent is 45 pounds.

We finished out the evening back in Temple Bar where we listened to a live band play traditional Irish songs and each drank a pint of Guinness for which we had a new found appreciation.

Heading to Dublin

June 13, 2009
Better pictures once we have been there and taken them.

We will have better pictures once we have been there and taken them.

Well, we are off to Dublin this weekend for a little bit of good old fashion tourism. Fingers crossed that we don’t get quarantined for swine flu once again.

We will be hanging out, seeing the sites (and pubs), and meeting someone Courtney knows from the University of San Francisco who happens to be in Dublin this week. Small world, no? We hope to have some pictures and stories for you when we get back on Monday morning.

Fuzzy. Dave is doing it.

June 11, 2009
Fuzzy Dave is Fuzzy.

Fuzzy Dave is Fuzzy.

Yes, that is Dave.

As some of you have noticed and others have mentioned, yes, Dave is trying out the bearded look.  Dave figures that Europe is a good place for facial hair experimentation, plus there is no one here to complain about him looking unprofessional at work.  That’s the nice thing about telecommuting, you can look as scruffy as you like.  It has been suggested that Dave should dye it blue and start working capri pants into his wardrobe…No plans for that as of yet Ben, but we will keep you posted.  As for me, I like it.  I have always been a fan of fuzzy things and it’s like a new twist on something familiar.  Like Coca-Cola, now with beard!

England Needs Mexicans!

June 11, 2009
So close and yet so far.

So close and yet so far.

There is a complete and total lack of Mexicans and Mexican culture in England.  England needs Mexicans!  Especially their food!  We have been to England before and were both aware of this grave problem so, we tried to eat our fill of Mexican food before leaving Arizona….Unfortunately the cravings have started to return.

Casa Pepe has to be Mexican right? Right?
There are a few small glimmers of hope.  As you can see in the picture, there are tortillas to be had, only they are wraps here.  I wonder if  I can put beans and carnitas on a wrap, or will the wrap police hunt me down and start lecturing me on the merits of lettuce and lunch meat?  Our hopes soared when we saw Casa Pepe’s.  Only a few blocks from home too!  But, alas, those hopes were dashed to the floor when later we discovered that it is only a traditional steak house.  More filet mignon than carne asada.

Fortunately, a few days ago we did find 1 mexican food restaurant in the Bournemouth town center.  It looks a little questionable as to the authenticity of their Mexican selections (Sweet potato enchiladas? And what the heck is Quorn?) and is a little pricey, but when you need your fix, what are you going to do?  We hereby implore any Mexicans, or Mexican Americans that can cook, to make your way out to England!  There is a large untapped market here that does not yet know how much they need your tasty tasty foods.

Our home away from home.

June 9, 2009

I have received a request for some more pictures of the house we are living in… ::POOF:: Your wish is my command!

This is our room.  Pretty spiffy huh?