Wisdom Teeth

Getting tea bagged because apparently tea bags work well for stopping bleeding.

In an effort to ensure the ultimate survival of the wisdom of the human race, this weekend I donated my wisdom teeth. Seeing as I am already wise beyond my years I decided to have my wisdom teeth removed. I am told that they are being relocated to secret bunkers at the four corners of the earth. If the worst somehow comes to pass, either from 2012 and the ghosts of the Maya or the Large Hadron Colider creates a black hole that consumes most of the earth, then humanity has a backup, one last great hope. My wisdom teeth will be used to either genetically clone me, or a wisdom harnessing machine will be created to use them directly.

It is a great sacrifice, and I have had some strong discomfort, but I do this for the future, and I am sure I will fully recover with time and painkillers.