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How To Improve One’s Awesomeness

December 26, 2009

Step 1: Grow awesome mustache. If you find that you are a woman and or are unable to do so, please consult a physician.

Thanks Courtney!

Step 2: Purchase and apply mustache wax.

doo do do doo do do doo doo do do ::Intermission Music::

Intermission: Take a break and make sure you are well rested. Soon you will be in high demand due to your awesomeness.

I understand if you don't want to take a walk by the railroad tracks with me.

Step 3: Comence with the awesomeness!

Any questions class?

I would like to thank Courtney who made this possible with the donation of the mustache wax.

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