David’s Psychic Abilities

Visual proof of David's psychic abilities.

It all started a week ago while in Dublin, Ireland. While visiting some pubs in the famed Temple Bar section of town, we found ourselves listening to a man and a guitar playing a wide range of songs with only mixed success.  I know that Courtney is not a fan of Bob Dylan, and when she expressed her dislike for the musician I told her “Watch, he is going to start playing Bob Dylan next.” Lo and behold the very next song was in fact a Dylan song.

Just coincidence you say. Sure that can happen. The next night we were in a similar situation. A different pub and a different musician. I again teased Courtney that he was going to play a Bob Dylan song, and then he did. Now just to rule it out, the musician did not overhear me say this, hell, Courtney and I could barely hear each other.  Neither did I get up at any point so as to be able to make a request. Maybe Dubliners just love them some Dylan, I know I do. It could still be just a coincidence.

Let’s skip forward to this weekend as we were waiting on a bus to take us to Salisbury from where we would go to Stonehenge to celebrate the summer solstice (more can be seen on this in another post). Before we got on I was joking with Courtney, Erika and Ancilla about singing “The Wheels on the Bus” once we got on. A half an hour later  I was mentioning to Courtney that I did not know if the British were aware of the song, but I bet that a particularly raucous group in the back of the bus would join me in singing. I had barely finished my sentence when they began to sing the song. At this point I was convinced, although Courtney remains skeptic.

The picture you see above was taken about 45 minutes prior to dawn on the summer solstice at Stonehenge. It is my personal belief that the vortex and natural energies present at the location, in combination with the heightening effects of the summer solstice, allowed us to capture with our camera a visual manifestation of my psychic abilities. I am not entirely sure yet whether I was receiving this energy or projecting it myself, nor am I sure if I was able to use mental powers of suggestion on the musicians and the people on the bus or if I merely was able to see slightly into the future.

Beard Transmitters Activate!!

There is still much to learn about my new gift. I do not know if this is a temporary phenomenon or if it is permanent. I do not know what has caused it either. It could be that my superior brain has just opened a mental door many humans have yet to open. Or it could be (but hopefully is not) a brain tumor. Some have suggested that the whiskers on my new beard act as little antennae allowing the natural psychic energies to be channeled and concentrated.  We may never know, but for now I wanted to promise to everyone here to only use my powers for the greater good or my own personal gain, whichever is more convenient.